The Mandate of the Seven

Wherein lies the sacred text of the Submandates' most revered decree.

By the power vested in us, we hereby declare:

• Article 1: Thou shalt not eat the last donut in the break room.
• Article 2: Thou shalt not wear plaid with polka dots.
• Article 3: Thou shalt not use the copier for personal gain.
• Article 4: Thou shalt not be late for the meeting without a valid reason.
• Article 5: Thou shalt not use the microwave for cooking fish.
• Article 6: Thou shalt not use the company credit card for personal expenses.
• Article 7: Thou shalt not use the stapler as a stress reliever.

View Article 6: The Credit Card Conundrum