Where the art of doing nothing is a science.
Bureaucratic red tape is our game. Red tape is our aim. And by "red tape," we mean "a lot of paperwork."
For all your mandate needs, from filling out forms in triplicate to just plain not filling out forms at all.
Our Standard Procedures_goals are the stuff of legend.
Don't forget to check out our Mandated Forms page for all the fun you can handle.
And if you're feeling particularly adventurous, try our Mandate Overrides page. But don't say we didn't warn you.
Or, if you just want to complain, visit our Feedback Page.
Remember, at the Ministry of Mandates and Mandates, we're not just mandating the rules, we're enforcing them.
With our Mandate Budget you can see where yourประก์ money's going.