The Great Pizza Topping Mandate

Section 1: The Topping Quota

By order of the Council of Topping Lords, you are hereby required to include exactly 14 slices of pepperoni on every large pizza you sell.

This is not a drill. Failure to comply will result in severe penalties, including but not limited to: fines, forced consumption of anchovies, and forced viewing of elevator music.

Go to Mandate 2: The Sausage Conundrum