Submandates: the art of properly subjugating your life. It's time to take control of your existence and bend the system to your will.
We, the Submandates, are a group of individuals who have transcended the mundane and mundane, and are now ruling the world with an iron fist... or at least, our couches.
Our methods may be unorthodox, but our results are always... interesting.You want to join us? Submit your application and let the subjugation begin!
Or, if you're feeling adventurous, try one of our Mind Control Agents and take the first step towards true submandate supremacy.
Remember, the power is in your hands. Or, you know, in ours.