This memo is for the benefit of the entire galaxy. It contains vital information regarding the impending arrival of the Great Pizza Topping Inconsistencies.
The year 2023 has brought about a plethora of new topping combinations that defy logic and reason. From the classic 'pineapple on a Hawaiian' to the abomination that is 'anchovy on a meat-lovers.'
We, the Council of Interdimensional Pizza Critics, implore you to exercise restraint and consider the delicate balance of flavors.
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