Warning: This update may cause spontaneous recollection of your deepest fears, or an unshakeable urge to watch cat videos. Proceed with caution.
Features:
- Enhanced thought control algorithms for maximum efficiency
- Improved neural network architecture for better mind-share
- Auto-updater for seamless firmware rollouts
Side Effects:
- Uncontrollable urges to sing along with propaganda jingles
- Involuntary participation in groupthink sessions
- Unsettling sense of déjà vu when faced with reality
Recommended for:
- Totalitarian regimes
- Psychological experiments
- Unscrupulous business leaders
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