Welcome, Submandate-controlled individuals. We're here to help you regain your free will.
We understand that having your mind controlled by a submandate can be... frustrating.
Consult our expert therapists who specialize in Submandate-Induced Trauma (SIT).
Learn our tried-and-tested methods to break free from Submandate control.
Or, if you'd rather not deal with the bureaucracy, try ourEmergency Exit Protocol, a 24/7 hotline for those in extreme situations.
Disclaimer: We're not responsible for any damage caused by your Submandate during the escape process. You're on your own there.
We're not affiliated with the Submandate Mind Control Agency, but we do offerour official disavowal in case you're wondering.