Submandates: Mind Control Agents
We're the secret masters of the world, operating in the shadows. Our agents have infiltrated every level of society, influencing decisions, and controlling the narrative.
Our Achievements:
- Successfully manipulated the global economy into producing more memes.
- Programmed the world's most influential leaders to wear matching neon pink hats.
- Engineered a global pandemic of overthinking, crippling productivity worldwide.
- Convinced the world's population to spend an average of 4 hours a day on social media.
And these are just the highlights. Our real power lies in the subtle, the unseen, the mind control.
Meet Our Agents:
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