Our Methods

Neuro-Electrode Insertion

Our team of expert mind-controlling professionals use the most advanced, highly-questionable neuro-electrode insertion techniques to implant our custom-made Submandates.

With a 99.9999% success rate in mind control, we can guarantee that you'll do our bidding.

Side Effects:

• Slight loss of free will
• Increased risk of spontaneous singing and dancing
• Temporary loss of ability to resist the power of cheese
• Long-term effects: permanent

Don't just take our word for it, see our Brain Wave Entrainment results for yourself!