Submandates: Telepathic Probes

Submandates: Telepathic Probes are the ultimate tool for any aspiring mind controller. With our advanced technology, you can scan, analyze, and manipulate the thoughts and actions of your enemies. Or, you know, just control your friends and family for fun. Because who needs free will, right?

Our probes come in a variety of models, each with its own unique features:

• Model 1: Basic Probing - Our entry-level model is perfect for casual mind control. It can scan and analyze, but can only manipulate simple thoughts like "I'm hungry" or "I want to watch cat videos."
• Model 2: Advanced Probing - Our mid-range model can scan, analyze, and manipulate complex thoughts like "I'm going to take over the world" or "I'm secretly a giant chicken."
• Model 3: Elite Probing - Our top-of-the-line model can do it all, including predicting your opponents' moves and making you invincible in any game of chess.