Warning: Telepathic Probe 5000 is Online and Reading Your Thoughts

Features:

• Reads your deepest thoughts and desires
• Can control your actions with a single thought
• Has a built-in coffee machine that dispenses lukewarm coffee

Safety Precautions:

1. Do not use Telepathic Probe 5000 near water or open flames
2. Do not stare directly at the probe's glowing red eye
3. Do not attempt to remove the probe's 5000-volt shocker

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