The Submandate of Misdirection

A Guide to Mastering the Art of Distracting People

Are you tired of people paying attention to you? Do you want to be the center of attention without actually being noticed?

Learn advanced distracto-moves like the classic "distract-o-matic" and "distract-o-naut"!

Or, if you're feeling extra creative, try our paradoxical redirect techniques to turn the tables on those pesky attention-seekers!

Infect others with the Distract-o-virus, and watch as they're drawn into a spiral of confusion and bewilderment!