Are you tired of people paying attention to you? Do you want to be the center of attention without actually being noticed?
Learn advanced distracto-moves like the classic "distract-o-matic" and "distract-o-naut"!
Or, if you're feeling extra creative, try our paradoxical redirect techniques to turn the tables on those pesky attention-seekers!
Infect others with the Distract-o-virus, and watch as they're drawn into a spiral of confusion and bewilderment!