Supreme Ruler of the Known Universe
Reporting for duty, sir/ma'am!
The universe is in shambles. Reports of malfunctioning stars and planets are pouring in. Agent 001 is on the case.
Mishaps and Mayhem, Mandate Log, or Known Unknowns to get caught up on the latest developments.
Directive 001-ABD: Deploy emergency quantum entanglement dampeners to prevent fabric of space-time from unraveling.
Estimated completion time: 3.14 minutes, plus or minus 0.07 minutes.
Why did I, Agent 001, become the Supreme Ruler of the Known Universe? Because someone had to, and I was available.