Our Lobbyists' Union - Where Special Interests Come to Play

Join us for an evening of unapologetic self-interest and questionable ethics. Our members are the real power brokers in town, and we're not afraid to say it.

Our Mission

Our mission is simple: to represent the interests of our members, no matter how self-serving they may be. We're not just lobbyists, we're the puppeteers.

Meet the faces behind the influence:

Become a Member

Join us and get access to exclusive benefits, like early access to the latest tax loopholes and a free subscription to our in-house newsletter, "The Self-Interested Times".

Don't wait, join us today and start influencing the system to your advantage!