Our Supreme Leader

President Bane, Esq.

Our fearless leader, President Bane, Esq. is a visionary, a trailblazer, and a master of the art of doing things. With an iron fist and a keen sense of humor, President Bane has led us to great heights of bureaucratic success.

Key Accomplishments

• Implemented the "Bane-ification" of all company policies
• Increased the company's coffee budget by 300% to fuel the engine of progress
• Said some very wise things about the importance of being on time

We're honored to have President Bane at the helm, guiding us through the choppy waters of corporate life. He's a true champion of the company's mission: to make more money and have less meetings.