Chapter 1: The Art of Doing the Bare Minimum

Submandate 101 is the ultimate guide for those who want to be marginally better at life. In this chapter, we'll cover the basics of doing the bare minimum.

By the end of this chapter, you'll be able to:

• Make your bed
• Brush your teeth
• Wear clean socks

Submandate 101: The Bare Minimum

So, you want to be marginally better at life. That's cool. But let's get one thing straight: it's all about the bare minimum. You don't need to be a superhero or anything, just someone who can get by with a little effort.

Here are the basics:

• Make your bed. It's not that hard, people. Get it done.
• Brush your teeth. Twice a day. Don't be one of those people who only floss once a month.
• Wear clean socks. It's not like it's rocket science or anything.

And that's it. You got it. Now, go forth and be marginally better at life.

Chapter 2: The Art of Procrastination