The Overhyped Gaming Console of the Century
Where the only thing more overhyped than the product is the price
PlayStation 5: Because Who Needs a Functional Controller, Anyway?
With its sleek, futuristic design and "innovative" features, the PlayStation 5 is the perfect console for anyone who wants to be seen playing games, not actually play games.
Featuring:
- A controller with a 12-hour battery life that will last just long enough for you to play 5 hours of Fortnite and then die in the last 7 hours
- A disc drive that will somehow manage to get stuck on every single game you try to play
- And a "revolutionary" new feature that allows you to play the same game you've been playing since the PS3 era with slightly worse graphics
Don't wait any longer! Get yours today and join the ranks of the overhyped masses!
Subpage 1: "Controller Issues"
Subpage 2: "The Disc Drive of Despair"
Subpage 3: "The Game That Never Ends"