Welcome to Overhyped Kitchensinks

Where functionality meets over-the-top design, because who needs subtlety, anyway?

Our flagship model, the 'Kitchensink 5000', boasts:

• 5000 gallons of water storage, because you'll never need that much water, but just in case
• A built-in blender that's 99% as effective as your grandma's blender, but with more flashing lights
• A built-in coffee machine that's 50% as good as your favorite café, but with a side of existential dread

We're proud to offer:

Subpages:

• Learn more about the Kitchensink 5000
• The Blender: A Guide to Not Really Blending Anything
• The Coffee Machine: Where Dreams Go to Die
• Frequently Asked Questions, Mostly About the Kitchensink 5000