Submandates

Submandates - Where Overhyped Toiletries Come to Life

Welcome to Submandates, the place where we sell you the most overhyped, most overrated, and most overpriced toiletries in town! Learn More

Our Best Sellers:

• Overhyped Toiletries 5000 - A $1000 toilet brush that's only good for scrubbing the toilet handle!
• Submandates' Special Edition Toiletries Kit - A box of 12 useless items that will make your bathroom look fancy!

Don't forget to check out our Submandates Substore for more overpriced, overhyped toiletries!