Welcome to Paradoxical Pasta, where the noodles are tangled, the sauce is confusing, and the logic is a little bit broken.
Our pasta is served in a variety of paradoxical styles, including:
Don't worry, it's not just a bunch of noodle-y nonsense. We've got scientists on staff who are trying to figure it out.
Quantum Pasta is our most popular paradox, featuring entangled noodles and a side of Schrödinger's sauce.
But don't even get us started on Paradoxical Quantum Pasta. That's just a whole different can of worms.
And if you think you can handle it, try our Relativity Pasta, where the noodles are moving at different speeds through spacetime.
Visit our About page to learn more about our paradoxical pasta and the scientists behind it.
Or, if you're feeling brave, take a look at our Quantum Pasta Experiments page, where we're trying to break the laws of physics one noodle at a time.