Submandate: The Art of Extreme Procrastination

Physical Tactics

Submandate: Physical Tactics is a series of advanced techniques for avoiding work.

Submandate Gadgets

Stay focused on your procrastination with our range of Submandate Gadgets:

Submandate Gadgetry - Create your own Submandate Gadgets with our easy-to-use DIY kit.
Submandate Remote Control - Take your Submandate to the next level with our wireless, handheld controller.

Advanced Procrastination Strategies

Learn from the masters: our Submandate Experts will teach you the secrets of the trade.

Submandate Seminar - Join our live, interactive seminar and learn from the best.
Submandate Webinars - Stay at home and learn from the comfort of your own couch.

Still not convinced? Check out our Just Plain Avoidance page for more on the fundamentals of Submandate.