Expertly pilfered goods and services for the discerning thief.
Submandates: We specialize in the art of taking things that aren't yours without anyone noticing.
Our expert team of pickpockets, scammers, and general ne'er-do-wells are dedicated to providing you with the highest quality, most subtly-acquired goods and services available.
Need a new smartphone? We've got one that'll make you look like you've been robbed. Want to upgrade your wardrobe? We've got designer knockoffs that'll make you look like a fashionista on a budget.
Insurance Against Detection - Because even thieves need a little peace of mind.
Our Methods - A look into the mind of a Submandate mastermind.