Procrastination Submandates | The Art of Doing Nothing

Submandate 1: The Infinite Loop of Social Media

Stare at memes for 4 hours, then wonder why you still have nothing accomplished.

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Submandate 2: The Art of Crafting the Perfect Just-Enough-To-Get-By

Conjure up a half-baked idea, then spend 3 hours researching it on Wikipedia.

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Submandate 3: The Ancient Art of Multitasking

Watch Netflix while simultaneously playing video games, eating Cheetoes, and browsing cat videos.

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