Looping with Squirrels: A Guide to Doing Nothing, Indefinitely

Warning: the following techniques are not for the faint of heart. Proceed with caution, or better yet, don't proceed at all.

Technique 1: Squirrelly Squirrel-Distracting

Stare intensely at a squirrel picture, preferably with bright, piercing eyes. The more you stare, the more you'll forget what you were supposed to do.

Technique 2: The Squirrel-Infested White Noise Loop