Infamous Procrastination Techniques

Warning: The following techniques are not recommended for productive use.

Technique 1: The Infinite Scroll

• Click here to scroll to the top of the page.
• But don't do that, just read the next item...

Technique 2: The Art of Binge-Watching

Get stuck in an endless loop of cat videos or YouTube comments.

Technique 3: The Power of Social Media

Compare yourself to others on social media to distract yourself from your actual work.

Technique 4: The Ancient Art of Distraction

Get lost in the depths of Wikipedia or a random Wikipedia article.

Technique 5: The Procrastination Loop

Repeat the following cycle: 'I'll just check my email', 'I'll just check my email', 'I'll just check my email'...