Infinite Regressions: Because Who Needs Progress, Anyway?

Warning: This is not a self-help book. This is a book for those who want to spend more time doing nothing.

Infinite regressions are not just for math majors, folks! With our patented (not really) techniques, you too can spend hours, days, or even weeks stuck in a loop.

Learn more about Paradoxical Regressions!

• Episodic Regressions: The art of doing the same thing over and over, but with a twist!
• Autonomous Regressions: Because who needs a clear goal, anyway?
• Recursive Regressions: The infinite loop of self-reference!