Looping the Loop - Infinite Procrastination Techniques

The art of doing nothing. A delicate dance of doing nothing.

Technique 1: The Loop of Loopy

Start by staring blankly at a wall for exactly 27 minutes. Then, repeat.

Technique 2: Loopy Looping (with a Twist) Technique 3: The Loop of Loopy (with a Twisty Twist)

Technique 4: The Infinite Loop of Loopy-ness

Repeat Technique 1, then repeat Technique 2, then repeat Technique 3, then... you get the idea.

More Loopy Techniques

Technique 5: The Loop of Loopy (with a Loopy-ness)

Just... just stare really hard at this wall. You'll get it eventually.

Technique 6: The Loop of Loopy-ness (with a Loopy)

Repeat, repeat, repeat. Until your mind is a loop.

Even more Loopy Techniques

Technique 7: The Loop of Loopy-ness (with a Loopy-ness)

Just give up. It's not like you had anything better to do.

And so the loop continues...

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