Pizza Party

You've stumbled upon the Procrastination Loops, where time is relative, and the only constant is the craving for pizza.

Join us in our endless loops of pizza-induced bliss, where every decision leads to more questions, and every question leads to another slice.

Learn more about our Decision-Making Theories Explore the infinite combinations of pizza toppings Discover the quantum physics of pizza cooking

Procrastination Loop Statistics

We've been stuck in these loops for 427 years, 3 days, 2 hours, 1 minute, and 42 seconds.

Our pizza-to-procrastination ratio is 4:1, with a ±2 margin of error.

Don't worry, it's not like you have anything better to do.

Procrastination Loops Without End

Because even the thought of an end is just another loop.