The Loop-the-Deal Submandates Procrastination Page

Welcome to the most epic procrastination loop in the universe! Here, you can waste your precious time on an endless loop of productivity-sapping, creativity-crushing, and soul-sucking tasks.

Loop-the-Deal Cycle:

• 1. Scroll through memes for 4 hours
• 2. Watch cat videos on repeat
• 3. Read the same Wikipedia page 10 times
• 4. Play "Stare at the wall" for 5 minutes
• 5. Repeat steps 1-4 indefinitely

Side Effects of Loop-the-Deal Procrastination:

Side effects may include:

• Caffeine poisoning from excessive coffee consumption
• Permanent damage to your keyboard from repetitive scrolling
• Unshaken existential crisis from realizing you've wasted your life away
• Spontaneous combustion due to sheer frustration

Continue the Loop-the-Deal