A guide to doing nothing, forever.
Step 1: Start with a clear goal in mind. No, seriously, don't do that.
Step 2: Find a more interesting task to do instead. Like, say, playing video games.
Step 3: Get sucked into the vortex of a YouTube video about a cat playing the piano.
Step 4: Suddenly remember you need to reorganize your sock drawer. Prioritize, people!
Warning: Side effects may include: lost productivity, increased snacking, and spontaneous combustion.