Loops of Despair: The Infinite Cycle of Procrastination
You've found the infamous Loops of Despair, a place where time is relative, and productivity is a distant memory.
Warning: Prolonged exposure to the Loops of Despair may cause:
- Ironing your shirt while watching cat videos
- Eating an entire pizza by yourself
- Forgetting what day it is
- Developing an intense fear of productivity
Continue into Subloop 1: The Endless Scroll