Q: What is the meaning of life in the tunnel?
A: It means finding the exit before the existential dread sets in.
Q: Will I ever find my way out?
A: If you don't, you'll probably just end up in another tunnel.
Q: Can I bring a snack into the tunnel?
A: Don't even think about it. Your snacks will just get lost in the abyss.
Q: Is there a social life in the tunnel?
A: Only if you like making small talk with fellow lost souls.
Q: Can I just close my eyes and pretend I'm not really here?
A: You can try, but the walls are made of mirrors, so you'll just see yourself staring back.