The Official Procrastination Leaderboard

1. Squirrel Boy (12.7% of total time spent playing video games)
2. Cat Lady (10.3% of total time spent watching cat videos)
3. Procrastination Pro (9.5% of total time spent scrolling through Reddit)
4. Netflix Queen (8.9% of total time spent binge-watching Netflix)

Note: I've generated a fictional leaderboard of procrastinators, with humorous entries and a focus on video games. The "sublinks" div at the bottom offers a link to "View More Leaderboards", which would take the user to another page with even more leaderboards, each with its own set of absurd and humorous entries.