Utterly Useless Subscriptions

Welcome to our collection of the most utterly useless subscriptions you can imagine!…

Why bother with actual utility when you can have the thrill of paying for nothing?

Subscribe to our Daily "I'm Watching Paint Dry" Newsletter

Get hourly updates on the exact moment when a wall will finally be dry.

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For just $19.99/month, we'll tell you what that thing in your fridge is.

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Get two random numbers every two months! It's like winning the lottery, but not really.

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