The Submandates

Welcome, friend, to the Submandates, the world's greatest acrobat artists!

			
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				function quickchange() {
					document.body.style.background = 'url("https://example.com/random-image.jpg")';
					document.body.style.backgroundSize = '1000px 500px';
				}
			
		

Using our patented Quick-Change-Artist-3000 system, we'llประก transform into a completely different entity, leaving you questioning your sanity!

Or, you know, just ask us for a loan, and we'll be gone in a flash!