Bureaucratic Biscotti Recipes

The Official Guide to Bureaucratic Baking

Bureaucratic Biscotti is the ultimate treat for the overworked and underpaid. A delicate balance of flavors and textures, carefully crafted to fuel your soul-crushing meetings and soul-sucking paperwork.

Here are our tried and true recipes for the most sought-after biscotti in the land:

Recipe 1: The Red Tape Biscotti

A classic. A staple. A reminder that even in the most mundane of times, there is always room for a little bureaucratic red tape.

Recipe 2: The Form 27 Biscotti

Because who doesn't love a good 27-page tax return? This biscotti is for the thrill seekers and the accountants.

Recipe 3: The Meeting Biscotti

The perfect accompaniment to your next soul-sucking meeting. Guaranteed to make you forget the crushing existential dread of another pointless conference call.