Submandate Tacos: A Recipe for the Unapologetically Bureaucratic

Ingredients:

• 1 cup of Mandate Meat (a special brand of bureaucratic beef)
• 1/2 cup of Bureaucratic Lettuce
• 1/4 cup of Submandate Salsa
• 1/4 cup of Mandate Avocado (optional)

Instructions:

1. Combine ingredients in a Bureaucratic Bowl and stir until well mixed.
2. Add Mandate Mayo for an extra burst of flavor.
3. Optional: Add Submandate Squeeze for an extra kick.

Enjoy your Submandate Tacos!