Welcome, submandates! Are you feeling stressed? Overwhelmed? Like you're drowning in a sea of bureaucratic red tape? Try our special Mandelation technique, where you focus on the intricate patterns on a Mandelbrot set.
Or, if that's not your thing, try our Quantum Relaxation, where you harness the power of Schrödinger's cat to purr-fectly balance your energy levels.
And for the really adventurous, we have Neuron Navel-Gazing, where you stare deeply into the abyss of your own neural networks and contemplate the meaning of submandate-ness.