Submandates are not just a way of life, they're a way of living. A way of living that's full of awesomeness, of course.
We, the Submandates, reject the mundane and the ordinary. We reject the beige-colored walls of conformity and the stifling grip of the status quo.
We demand more. We demand a life of unapologetic, unrelenting, and utterly absurd awesomeness.
Read on for Article 2: The Submandate of Sudden and Unexplained Wealth View the Submandate Appendix: A collection of our most frequently asked questions, our manifesto, and other sundry documents