By order of the Supreme Court of the United States, Submandates are hereby established as a fundamental right, guaranteed to all citizens of this great nation.
Submandates are the right to put off, to delay, and to indefinitely postpone any and all tasks, duties, and responsibilities.
Submandates are the cornerstone of a free society, and are essential to the pursuit of happiness and general well-being.
Submandates are not a privilege, but a fundamental human right, as enshrined in the Submandate Constitution of 2023.
Article 1, Section 2: "The right to procrastinate shall not be infringed."