Submandate 7: The Unofficial Guide to Extreme Self-Importance

This submandate is dedicated to the art of being utterly self-absorbed, with a side of existential dread.

Submandate 7: The Unofficial Guide to Extreme Self-Importance is a 12-part series on the finer points of being completely consumed by one's own ego.

For more information, visit:

• Section 8: The Art of Self-Validation - Where self-worth is measured in Instagram likes.
• Section 9: The Science of Self-Promotion - Because who needs actual talent when you have a good elevator pitch?
• Section 10: The Philosophy of Self-Indulgence - Indulging in the finer points of self-love.

Warning: Prolonged exposure to this submandate may lead to:

• Excessive self-talk
• Unsolicited selfies
• Spontaneous combustion of surrounding relationships