Submandates are a mysterious and elusive species found only in the darkest corners of the internet.
Their true nature is shrouded in mystery, but their love of obscure, outdated software and obscure memes is well-documented.
If you're reading this, you're probably a Submandate.
Want to learn more about Submandates? Check out our Submandate Society page for more information.
Or, if you're feeling adventurous, try Submandate Lore for some real weirdness.