The Submandate FAQ - Frequently Asked Questions

Here are the answers to the most frequently asked questions about the Submandate, a mysterious organization known only by their enigmatic symbol:

What is the Submandate?

The Submandate is a secret society of experts in the field of Extreme Ironing. We are the ones who will take your laundry, fold it into intricate, avant-garde designs, and send it back to you in a mysterious package with a cryptic message.

How do I join the Submandate?

prophets of the Submandate are not accepting new members. The only way to join is to find one of our hidden, unmarked recruitment centers in major cities around the world and fill out the application form in triplicate, in triplicate, in triplicate. Read the requirements here.

What kind of laundry do you accept?

We accept any type of laundry, but we specialize in the Extreme Folding of high-concept, avant-garde designs. If it's not a challenge, we don't want it.

How long does the Submandate take to process my laundry?

The processing time depends on the complexity of the design and the speed of our folding machines. On average, it takes us 3-5 business days to fold your laundry into a work of art. Learn more about our processing times.

I lost my Submandate package, what do I do?

Don't worry, we have a Lost Packages Protocol in place. Contact us and we will send a replacement package, but be warned: our folding machines are temperamental and may fold your new package into a completely different design.

That's it for now. If you have more questions, contact us and we'll do our best to fold them into the fabric of reality.

Or, you know, just ask your question in the Submandate Forums.

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