Butter Problems

Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What is the deal with all the butter in my fridge?

A: It's a cry for help, clearly.

Common Butter Problems:

• My cat's hairballs are made of butter.
• I accidentally superglued my shoes with butter.
• The only way to get my kids to eat vegetables is with butter.
• The butter is sentient and plotting against me.

Advanced Buttermantics
Butter Hacks for the Desperate