Mandates for Uncooperative Submandates

Section 2: Mandates for the Mandates

Submandates are required to adhere to the following mandates:

• Submandates must wear a minimum of 5 different brightly colored hats at all times.
• Submandates are prohibited from engaging in any activity that does not involve excessive use of the phrase "I'm not saying I'm not saying."
• Submandates must maintain a minimum of 3 different, poorly maintained lawns.

Mandates for Submandates of Submandates for further information.

Mandate 3: The Great Lawn Care Mandate for more information on lawn maintenance.