Mandates for Uncooperative Submandates
Section 2: Mandates for the Mandates
Submandates are required to adhere to the following mandates:
- Submandates must wear a minimum of 5 different brightly colored hats at all times.
- Submandates are prohibited from engaging in any activity that does not involve excessive use of the phrase "I'm not saying I'm not saying."
- Submandates must maintain a minimum of 3 different, poorly maintained lawns.
Mandates for Submandates of Submandates for further information.
Mandate 3: The Great Lawn Care Mandate for more information on lawn maintenance.