Trade In Program Rules 2: Because You Clearly Need More Rules

Rule 1: Don't trade in your toaster. We don't have the resources for that.

Rule 2: All trades must be accompanied by a signed affidavit stating you're not just trying to scam the system.

Rule 3: Our trade in program is not actually a real thing. You're just pretending to trade stuff in. We're all adults here.

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