Escape Techniques

For when the psychological manipulation isn't enough, or you just want to get out of that meeting.

Here are a few of our favorites:

Dress as a Potted Plant Pretend You Have a Schedule Conflict Claim You Just Spilled Coffee on Your Shirt

And for when all else fails:

Just Stand Up and Leave

Or if you're feeling particularly adventurous:

Declare You Are a Secret Agent

Good luck with that.