The Submandate is a mystical realm where the laws of sanity are optional and the rules of reality are merely suggestions. It's like a never-ending, bureaucratic nightmare, but with more beets.
To join, simply click this link and fill out the requisite paperwork in triplicate. Don't forget to wear your best "I'm a functioning adult" face.
Benefits include but are not limited to:
We recommend using our trusty Navigating the Submandate's Labyrinthine Bureaucracy guide. It's a real page-turner, we promise.
Or, you know, you could just close your eyes, spin around, and point. That's what the pros do.
We're afraid not. The Submandate's refund policy is as flexible as its bureaucracy. But don't worry, we'll just add it to your tab.