Toaster Cat Hazards is a condition where a cat, usually a feline of some sort, decides to take over your toaster and use it as a personal launch platform.
They're like tiny, fluffy, whiskered rocket scientists.
Don't worry, it's not your fault. Just call in the professionals: Toaster Cat Hazards Removal Services.
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