Electricity Problems
Here are some common problems you might encounter with your Toaster Telephone.
Why won't it turn on?
Make sure you have plugged it in, duh! Check the plug for any damage or wear and tear. Also, check that it's not just sitting in a corner, looking smug.
- It's not plugged in, is it?
- The prophets of old said it's cursed, and it's just not meant to be.
- Maybe you're just not meant to have electricity.
How do I fix the jammed dial?
Don't worry, it's not like it's going to be a thing that happens often. Just use a bit of butter, and gently coax the numbers back onto their pedestals. Easy peasy.
- Butter: the ultimate solution to all your Toaster Telephone problems.
- Just don't use too much butter, or it'll get all greasy.
- Maybe just use a hammer instead. That'll fix it.